This is Mauritius

Ene zour ti ena trois malin, big B, gaston ek tizean. zot ti p traverse n desert dan loto. arrive 3/4 la route loto ine enpane. big B desane dir so 2 camouade sakane prend n zafer utile ki pou kpav sarye et ki kpav sauve u la vie parski nou pa trop loin ek nou destination. big B prend radiator, gaston pren coussin passager ek tizean prend laporte loto.

gaston:'big B kifer tone prend radiateur?'

big B:'si nu gagne soif nu boire dilo dan radiateur! b toi kifer tone pren coussin?'

gaston:'si nu fatiguer nu kpav assize nu comfortable sans brule nu lor sa disab chaud la!'

gaston:'b twa tizean ki fer tone prend laporte?'

tizean: 'b si nu gagne tro chaud mo besse vide pou gagne lair!!!'

Email received today from MT/Orange with my initial response:

Subject:
Re: Fair Usage Policy for more reliable broadband services
Date: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:20:28 +0400
From: Sanjit TEELOCK < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it >
To:Orange < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it >
References: 1

Hello,
Thank you for your email.

Regards,
Sanjit Teelock

Orange wrote:
>
> We know that you enjoy surfing and downloading music, movies and
> pictures. But we also know that this can get a little frustrating at
> times, as heavy users on our network can reduce the internet speed at
> your end.

click lor zimaz la pou ecouter 

Guet imper kouma nou guide preferer p trasser dan zardin pamplemousses. Si zot ena plus info lor sa ton la ou bien ena enkor video, avoye nou. This guy is a legend! Un ti extrait: 'Big bonzai... look at zi grossere'.